Guilty Pleasures
Admit it. You're weak. You're human. You have Internet needs. You have favorite websites you like to visit somewhat regularly because they show you what you want and need to see. But you could NEVER tell anyone else about them!Until now.
It's time to fess up. Give up your links!
To get this freakshow started, here are a few of mine...
1. This is why you're fat. The corndog pizza and the turbaconucken crack me up every time I see them. And they make me drool. I feel so dirty looking at these Creations of the Gods.
2. Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Hot women, disturbing orange douchebags. The world's not a fair nor sensible place.
3. Pansy Talks, Talks, Talks... Pansy Palmetto is her porn name, she's a good friend of mine, and holy crap but can she tell a story. And as far as I can tell, ALL of them are true!
I know you have your guilty pleasures. I can hear you breathing heavily. Now give up those links in comments... anonymously, if necessary.
posted by Howard at 12:27 AM
3 Comments:
the minute i figure out if you HAVE called me a fat chick with a douchebag you are totally dead fucking meat and i mean that especially the part about your fucking meat being dead oh wait if you called me a fat HOT chick with a douchebag well okay then but not completely you douchebag
I can't list my favorite sites because I am a hopeless internet virgin....yes I so fucking am.
I love, love, love: "Man vs. Food" on some travel cable network. The one thing that I just could not resist and so I made it.....was DIVINE:
BLT with 1/2 pound of bacon (I think his had a full pound of bacon); enclosed between two grilled cheese sandwiches. Dill pickles/chips on the side. Diet Coke! hahahhahaha!
O.M.G. I probably cannot ever have another again in my life but it was worth it.
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