Cycling Crime Caught on Video

Howard hates it when he's an idiot. And he hates it even more when there's photographic proof. In case you need evidence of just show stupid a man Howard actually is, it's going to be Howard himself who will provide proof of his intellectual shortcomings.

Returning home from a 41-mile bicycle ride today, Howard was approaching his son's high school just as school was getting out. The speed limit during this time is 20 mph, and the speed limit signs flash for those clock-challenged individuals who don't realize that high schools get out at about 3 pm local time.

Seeing the lights flashing ahead, Howard had a light of his own flash overhead -- get video evidence of himself speeding. Unfortunately, Howard filmed the whole crime with the camera turned sideways. Not knowing how to rotate video footage, we present for your mockery and tsk-tsking Howard cranking his bike up over 22 mph in a 20-mph zone (turn your head to the right and press PLAY) ...