Thursday, December 21, 2006

5,000 Visitors, None of Them Stayed

The very next visitor will be Howard's 5,000th guest to the Big Blog of Howardness. He or she will glance about disapprovingly, sniff with contempt, and immediately hit the "Go Back" arrow.

Update: Congratulations, lucky visitor from Milton Keynes, United Kingdom! You win the knowledge that you made a middle-aged cantankerous geezer-in-training very happy. Probably not worth it, huh?

Oh well, come back at 10,000 and Howard might have an actual prize.

Thanks anyway.


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