Just As Howard (Thinks He) is Getting Buff
From the Center For American Progress:
Global warming leads to more severe heat waves, and the skyrocketing temperatures have led to more shirtless men in the UK. British lawmakers are considering banning "public nudity of the middle-aged shirtless man variety." Said one official, "But one of the things that is depressing for anyone going shopping is the numbers of shaven-headed men, mainly in their 30s and 40s, who seem to think people want to see their torsos."Darn. Howard best cancel that shopping/sunbathing trip to London.
posted by Howard at 11:47 AM
4 Comments:
It seems like the dress Nazis are out in full force. What is this? The Taliban? The government wants to tell people how to dress? It's an attack on civil liberties, that's what it is. Next they'll be telling women to cover their knees and what not.
Plus, that animation is very disconcerting. On top of that, it looks disturbingly like Howard.
That guy is hypnotic. He never tires. Plus, a few gay porn web search sites have linked to Why Howard Laughed. I'm not kidding. Perhaps I should ratchet up the middle-aged nude guy references and take advantage of the burgeoning demographic of new readers?
And no, that guy doesn't look like Howard. Howard has five fingers (including thumbs) on each hand.
hey, howie. please remove sir jiggles from the blog. loading the page is ridiculously slow now, and i'm pretty sure it's b/c of sir jiggles.
I've been looking for an excuse to get rid of the fat man... There. It's done.
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